2022 Top Levels

[so_many_pockets]

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1/25 | random questions
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8/12 | tfln
8/16 | first impressions
8/19 | tfln
8/24 | dialogue prompt
8/25 | yearbook meme
8/26 | tfln
8/28 | gen texts

9/05 | tfln
9/09 | tfln
9/16 | tfln
9/19 | insomnia
9/23 | tfln
9/24 | spooning meme
9/25 | gen texts
9/30 | tfln

10/02 | gen texts
10/07 | tfln
10/08 | want you to know ___
10/09 | gen texts
10/11 | expanded heart meter
10/14 | tfln
10/16 | gen texts
10/21 | tfln
10/24 | would you rather
10/28 | tfln
10/30 | gen texts

11/04 | tfln
11/06 | gen texts
11/11 | tfln
11/13 | gen texts
11/18 | tfln
11/20 | texting picture prompt
11/24 | truth meme
11/25 | tfln
11/26 | shippy questions
11/27 | heart meme | gen texts

12/02 | tfln
12/03 | two truths and a lie
12/04 | gen texts | question for a question | mistletoe meme
12/09 | tfln
12/10 | shippy questions
12/14 | rain meme
12/15 | gifting meme
12/16 | tfln
12/17 | dialogue prompt | what's in your bag (pockets)
12/18 | midnight texting | question for a question
12/23 | tfln
12/25 | gen texts
12/27 | truth meme
12/30 | tfln
12/31 | misfire texts | new year's resolution meme

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Natasha Romanoff (arachnia)

01/07/22 | tfln | I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night?

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Kate Bishop (bowwoman)

01/07/22 | tfln | She asked me what type of soup I was eating, but I didn't know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon. 01/09/22 | gen texts | Super important question: how do you totally not freak the futz out every time you jump off a roof or leap out of a window? 01/14/22 | tfln | Hey. My eye's swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?

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Natasha Romanoff (brushpass)

2021 01/07/22 | tfln | He told me it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more vodka than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch. 01/14/22 | tfln | Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos? 01/21/22 | tfln | Are you drunk already? 01/28/22 | tfln | This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am. 01/28/22 | tfln | Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa. 02/04/22 | tfln | My favorite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down." 02/11/22 | tfln | Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night. 03/11/22 | tfln | He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter. 04/08/22 | tfln | I'm at the ocean... well, I'm at AN ocean… 04/08/22 | tfln | You need to stop showing people the things I drunk-text to you...I have a reputation to uphold here 05/06/22 | tfln | I just made Jack Daniels snow cones. 05/13/22 | tfln | I dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot. 05/20/22 | tfln | I can't put those talents on a resume. 07/15/22 | tfln | I mean besides the fact I got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night 08/19/22 | tfln | At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely? 09/02/22 | tfln | You are the patron saint of my drinking problem. 09/09/22 | tfln | Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower. 09/23/22 | tfln | One of these days I'm going to roll my eyes too hard and I'm going to go blind. 11/04/22 | tfln | Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you. 11/18/22 | tfln | the universe knew that if I got any taller than 5'4" I would cause 10x more problems. so I was forcibly condensed. for the safety of the world 12/16/22 | tfln | fyi. I let myself into your place. wearing some of your clothes in your bed. 12/23/22 | tfln | Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.

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Matt Murdock (caecitas)

01/07/22 | tfln | this isn’t exactly legal advice, but you need to stop.

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Bucky Barnes (counterstep)

2021 01/07/22 | tfln | you named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating henry" 01/14/22 | tfln | taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport 01/21/22 | tfln | awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? 01/28/22 | tfln | there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now 02/04/22 | tfln | margaritas ran out of lime juice. substituted jaeger. jaegerita not good. 07/15/22 | tfln | I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle my dog 09/02/22 | tfln | if the cops call you in the next hour, tell them it wasn't me 09/09/22 | tfln | Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast. 09/16/22 | tfln | Look, sometimes trash cans near the most annoying guy you know get set on fire and nobody knows how it happens. 09/23/22 | tfln | I'm already in line to buy it. Why did you need this again? 09/23/22 | tfln | thanks for sending me a whole crate of vodka you're the best 09/25/22 | spooning | just two knives watching bad movies on the couch 09/30/22 | tfln | one of my neighbors bought a drum set. that's how my night is going. 10/07/22 | tfln | are you sitting down? 10/21/22 | tfln | That still doesn't explain why I woke up in your clothes in my bed? 10/21/22 | tfln | favorite knife has a chip after the last mission 😢 10/28/22 | tfln | Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo 11/04/22 | tfln | 🏃‍♂️🚗⛺🔥👍👍👍 11/11/22 | tfln | is there a reason why you just texted me 24 times with the skiing emoji? 12/02/22 | tfln | cat just followed me home from 20 blocks away and now he keeps meowing at my door 12/02/22 | tfln | but what do you do with the gingerbread house after? 12/03/22 | two truths & a lie | 1. I hate black coffee. 2. I can speak more languages than I can read. 3. My real identity is a fake identity. 12/27/22 | truth meme | ( referencing that thing you posted to me ages ago but only replying now and in this context bc idk he was busy, okay: ) It doesn't bother me. The language isn't at fault for anything. It was the people. ...is that what it reminds you of? When you use it?

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Kate Bishop (hawk_shot)

2021 01/07/22 | tfln | You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube. 01/14/22 | tfln | Elaborate on how you ended up in my bathtub this morning. 01/26/22 | question meme | I gotta go for 30 and sorry, but 71 is too tempting to let it slide. 02/04/22 | tfln | Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house? 07/08/22 | tfln | Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get shot with an arrow. 07/22/22 | tfln | I tried to drunkenly do the black widow backflip kick off and broke the big screen. 08/25/22 | yearbook meme | Life of the Party, Best Hair, Best Dressed, Most Unforgettable 09/16/22 | tfln | Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of rich republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this charity auction is going great. 09/21/22 | gen texts | I'm bored Tell me something interesting 10/07/22 | tfln | how does anyone choose just one Halloween costume? 10/21/22 | tfln | When your accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics. 11/11/22 | tfln | No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference. 11/12/22 | shippy questions | 11, 15, 55. 11/18/22 | tfln | apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved? who knew 11/20/22 | pic text | did you make this? [img] 11/25/22 | tfln | I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality. 12/02/22 | tfln | Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. 12/04/22 | gen texts | if you really want to have an inside joke about t-shirts, either of these is a better choice for yours than a Twitter shirt 12/09/22 | tfln | And one day, we'll have a moment where I'll verbally assault a stranger for you. 12/09/22 | tfln | this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god. 12/11/22 | gen texts | [img] 12/15/22 | gifting meme | [A cute card will be on top of the packages, wishing Yelena happy holidays while it displays a wonky smiley face next to Kate's signature.] 12/16/22 | tfln | In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it. 12/23/22 | tfln | those were a lot of words. try again but simpler. 12/23/22 | tfln | I am so disappointed because we didn't steal a Christmas tree last night. 12/26/22 | gen texts | it's my turn to choose a crime to commit and I want to do this one 12/30/22 | tfln | Relationships should be 50/50. They light the Molotov and I throw it.

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Kate Bishop (pests)

2021 01/07/22 | tfln | im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship 01/14/22 | tfln | maybe its the vicodin but all i wanna do is hunt wild hogs 01/28/22 | tfln | if i die on my walk home, please come claim the body. there is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza

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Bucky Barnes (winterproof)

01/07/22 | tfln | I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up, or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin' on. You just said YES.

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Valentina (ciadirector)

01/08/22 | tfln | I sent him a bear that says fuck you when you hug it.

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Peter Parker (spideywebz)

01/09/22 | gen texts | Have you tried the pizza yet?! 01/14/22 | tfln | As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix. 01/16/22 | midnight texts | You still in town?

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Peter Parker (spideyguy)

01/13/22 | picture prompt | "Hello - oh, it is the Spider guy! Tell me, why do you wear such a bright costume?"

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Kate Bishop (coolcostumes)

01/14/22 | tfln | I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me

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Carter Ghazikhanian (extrasensory_problems)

2021 01/14/22 | tfln | Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. 02/04/22 | tfln | Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery. 04/08/22 | tfln | I'm in your bathtub again. covered in blood this time. sorry? 05/13/22 | tfln | Hey so if you start hearing weird noises don't worry, no one is breaking in. Well they are, but it's just me. 09/02/22 | tfln | You got us kicked out after you told the bouncer, and I quote; 'Up shut your ass, mother bitch.' 10/08/22 | one thing to know | I know you don't ever need me to and you'll probably get mad at me for even saying it because you're a highly skilled super assassin or whatever but...urm, sometimes I worry about you.

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Jessica Jones (f_bomb)

01/14/22 | tfln | This hospital has no fireball. 02/11/22 | tfln | Bad news: I think I got a couple of bruised ribs. Good news: This mobster's booze collection is pretty nice. Want some? 03/11/22 | tfln | So you threw a sword at me last night. 04/08/22 | tfln | It's fine. I'm going to be fine. Don't worry about it. 05/13/22 | tfln | Hey so if you start hearing weird noises don't worry, no one is breaking in. Well they are, but it's just me. 05/20/22 | tfln | I don't believe you. I want proof. If you end up at a hospital send me a pic. 05/27/22 | tfln | Stop gloating that you can reach the top shelf, or else 07/08/22 | tfln | Having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch. 08/12/22 | tfln | I mean, I'm completely serious and also drunk. 08/19/22 | tfln | Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread, you can knock them unconscious? 08/19/22 | tfln | And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly. 08/28/22 | gen | new pet? 09/02/22 | tfln | I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one. 09/09/22 | tfln | I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage. 09/16/22 | tfln | Look, sometimes trash cans near the most annoying guy you know get set on fire and nobody knows how it happens. 09/30/22 | tfln | I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you. 10/07/22 | tfln | no, the police scanner is not talking about me. 10/14/22 | tfln | A spider can hold eight guns at once. 10/21/22 | tfln | I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you. 10/24/22 | would you rather | Would you rather have the ability to read someone's mind BUT every time you use it, they can read yours as well, or have the ability to fly but you can only ever crash land, non-fatal but painful, each time? 10/28/22 | tfln | The only thing I’m legally classified as is "a problem." Well, that might not be technically accurate. 11/04/22 | tfln | If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese… 11/11/22 | tfln | If you want to get my attention in the future, try setting something on fire, or something. Get creative with it. 11/20/22 | pic text | [img] 11/28/22 | heart meme | "I respect you." "I would rescue you/fight by your side." "I would protect you." 12/02/22 | tfln | but what do you do with the gingerbread house after? 12/10/22 | shippy questions | 74. [ From the shippy section. ] 12/16/22 | gifting meme | [ A year plus one month of this (so that the first box comes in time for Christmas.) ] 12/16/22 | tfln | Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted? 12/18/22 | gen texts | I found another good option for gingerbread house kits But it would be a lot of work [img] 12/23/22 | tfln | Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up. 12/30/22 | tfln | It is not a family dinner until I not-so-subtly imply my father is an idiot.

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Pietro Maximoff (quick_sass)

01/14/22 | tfln | he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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Kate Bishop (dreamedofthis)

01/21/22 | tfln | If you don't want me in your apartment, then lock your door better.

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Natasha Romanoff (matreshka)

01/21/22 | tfln | I am not NEARLY drunk enough for this conversation.

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Bucky Barnes (regulated)

2021 01/21/22 | tfln | i just fell off a roof, so i'm just laying here for a minute

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Kate Bishop (problematic_wardrobe)

01/22/22 | tfln | ‪So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?‬ 02/04/22 | tfln | No, I drove. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate.

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Bucky Barnes (traumatology)

2021 01/21/22 | tfln | I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks. 01/28/22 | tfln | From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage. 02/04/22 | tfln | I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf 05/06/22 | tfln | This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular

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J'onn J'onzz (yourfavorite)

02/04/22 | tfln | In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 02/11/22 | tfln | I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don't you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd. 04/08/22 | tfln | I'm in your bathtub again. covered in blood this time. sorry? 08/26/22 | tfln | Proud to announce that I am making a Bad Decision. But I'm not telling what it is. So you can't stop me.

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Kate Bishop (fullfletched)

2021 03/11/22 | tfln | Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow a towel… 07/08/22 | tfln | fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker

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Sam Wilson (unclesam)

2021 03/11/22 | tfln | You are just a treasure cave of fabulously stupid ideas. best drinking buddy ever. 07/08/22 | tfln | You die, and I will carve “I told you so” on your headstone.

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Clint Barton (fletchthis)

04/08/22 | tfln | It was nice laying in bed next to you with the entire pot of macaroni and cheese. 12/23/22 | tfln | If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it 12/26/22 | gen texts | У меня много задниц.

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Clint Barton (wisecracking_shot)

05/06/22 | tfln | I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.